Slogans [sketchbook]





God Hates Figs [][][]

Heaven hates ham [][][]

Born right the first time [][][]



I believe in Cheeses [][][]

Zut alors [][][]

Faith is not a virtue [][][]

impervious to reason [][][]


Never go Full retard [][][]

Fancy a wrestle [][?][] 


i believe stuff [][][]


A magic man done it [][][]



Because......Patriarchy [][][]

Fuck the panda [][][]

Ceci n'est pas Muhammad [][][]



You are not special [][][]













"Ceci n'est pas une pipe"  

 Ceci n'est pas Muhammad [][][]







 Dog noncer [][][]









 God Hates Figs [][][]



 impervious to reason [][][] 



Totally overlapping magisteria [][][] 






You are not special [][][]



 Heaven hates ham [][][]





 Born right the first time [][][]





  "When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts


 "If you open your mind too much your brain might [plop] out"  .....Tim Minchin 



 god can't give you smallpox anymore [][][]



WWTPMJDWhat would the purportedly magic jew do







 "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity".....Hanlon's Razor





Jesus....... The only milky white 6ft 2, magic Jew, in the whole of bronze age Judea [][][]




from now on all references to "Jesus" should be replace be the phrase " 'Purportedly Magic Jew'......Thank you David Thorn@27bslash6  






Proud Kafir [][][] 

Proud infidel [][][]







I really miss the days when they used to dub the swearing out of films 

full fat offensive.................

[Fuck you, you god damn mother Fucker]

The dubbed version..................  

[Forget you, you gol darn Melon farmer ]





Answer for everything................................................

a magic man done it [][][]
 believe in Cheeses [][?][] 









"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day........give a man religion and he will starve to death praying for a fish".......unknown






Faith can't move mountains...........but you should see what it does to skyscrapers [][][]






Zut alors [][][]

fuckin hell [][][]






 Why does god hate all the same people you do [][?][]




Nothing fails like prayer [][][] 







jesus nonced my dog [][][] 





"Alternative medicine by definition, is medicine that has either not been proven to work, or has been proved not to work. Do you know what they call alternative medicine that works.........Medicine" ........Tim Minchin 










Faith is not a virtue [][][]











 Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence [][][]





 impervious to reason [][][]










 help me I think I am mental [][][] 




do you believe stuff......? Lots of stuff, important stuff. Do you believe how that how strongly you believe something  with no evidence shows strength of character not face melting stupidity. Do you believe that belief is a substitute for knowledge. Show the world how clever, deep and interesting you are with this i believe stuff Tshirt [][][]






fuck - not ok   

f*ck - slightly better

f**ck - not sure  

f***k - ok









"good don't have to go down in my basement"........ Dan Barker   



















 Never go Full retard [][][]







The answer to everything Tshirt 

 a magic man done it [][][]






The mostoffenive Tshirts Ever[][][]

 Warning:These Tshirts contain language that you use everyday, but may be offended that other people do to. They're Just words...calm down and get a grip.




i believe stuff [][][]







i believe  stuff  [][][] 










Passive aggressive Tshirt [][][]










Xenu is lord [][][]  



 Wotan is lord [][][]













Hanuman is lord [][][]

Cthulhu is lord [][][]


















Fancy a wrestle [][?][]













fuck the pope [][][]




Jesus is lard [][][]



Zeuse is lord [][][]



 ..........Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! If you don't know what this is referring to stop wasting time reading this web page and go and watch Withnail & I. It's one of the greatest films ever made. You'll have to watch it at least twice though. The problem with a Film like this with such a huge cult following is that people who love it really love it, so when they meet people who have never seen it the recommend it with such gusto and over enthusiasm that all that mental baggage and pressure sort of ruins it the first time round. It's a very subtle film and you can't quite appreciate how funny it is on the first go. By the third time of watching it you'll be unconsciously quoting lines  with gay abandon. This will no doubt piss off everyone in your vicinity, either because they haven't seen it, and don't know what the fuck your talking about, or they've seen it million time and just wish you'd shut the fuck up.